SUCH A FUNNY JOKE!!!
This is how I communicate...sadly.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked:
This is how I communicate...sadly.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked:
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”
“About four acres with a nice little home in the middle of the property with a little stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”
She answered that they were fine. “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town as do my husband’s parents.”
He said, “No, do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “we have a two-car carport and have never really needed a garage.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have hi-fi sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes.”
“No. Does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally the judge asked, “Why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce. I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says that he can’t seem to communicate with me.”
KEEP TRYING TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT
DEVELOP A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
DEVELOP THE SKILL OF SETTING WORTHY GOALS
DEVELOP SELF DISCIPLINE
MAKE YOUR GOALS HAPPEN
BUILDING A GOOD SELF-MAGE
SPEND YOUR ENERGY ON THINGS THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
DO THE RIGHT THINGS FOR THE RIGHT REASONS
No comments:
Post a Comment